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Debbie Lawbreaker
53” x 41”
Oil and acrylic on canvas and frame
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  • Camera
  • ISO
  • Aperture
  • Exposure
  • Focal Length
  • Panasonic DMC-ZS19
  • 400
  • f/3.9
  • 1/30th
  • 6mm

Debbie Lawbreaker

53” x 41”

Oil and acrylic on canvas and frame

TIME AND SPACE FOR BEER
Emma Stone can’t reach the Alpha Majoris she just ordered because Ben Affleck won’t stop talking about the Patrick Swayze biopic he just wrapped. Paper men are nosing in, or trying to, and Hemingway cant focus on the game, especially with some idiot hurling at his seven. The new guy’s sweater makes his head look small.
Bart Simpson hoists his Merak to toast his new screenplay with Calvin’s Susie, all grown up, but she’s totally looking over his shoulder.
Dick van Dyke sips his Dos Megrez with nothing particular on his mind.
The ghosts of Henry Miller and Anais Nin’s thumb puppets are bundled up, stuck between two miscalculations: a young Ellen Degeneres picked an interesting time to reveal her new, courageous hair style; and no one will refer to this role as the pinnacle of Chris Rock’s career, tho his bitching about his leggings is giving Jeff Snowbarger, recently returned from the Arctic, the beginnings of a headache. Luckily his New Glarus Epsilon is starting to kick in. Harry Potter, sans glasses, and Emma Watson, sporting her own daring do, totally photo-bombed with their Alkimizar’s.
Jesse Ventura is really glad he remembered to eat.

TIME AND SPACE FOR BEER

Emma Stone can’t reach the Alpha Majoris she just ordered because Ben Affleck won’t stop talking about the Patrick Swayze biopic he just wrapped. Paper men are nosing in, or trying to, and Hemingway cant focus on the game, especially with some idiot hurling at his seven. The new guy’s sweater makes his head look small.

Bart Simpson hoists his Merak to toast his new screenplay with Calvin’s Susie, all grown up, but she’s totally looking over his shoulder.

Dick van Dyke sips his Dos Megrez with nothing particular on his mind.

The ghosts of Henry Miller and Anais Nin’s thumb puppets are bundled up, stuck between two miscalculations: a young Ellen Degeneres picked an interesting time to reveal her new, courageous hair style; and no one will refer to this role as the pinnacle of Chris Rock’s career, tho his bitching about his leggings is giving Jeff Snowbarger, recently returned from the Arctic, the beginnings of a headache. Luckily his New Glarus Epsilon is starting to kick in. Harry Potter, sans glasses, and Emma Watson, sporting her own daring do, totally photo-bombed with their Alkimizar’s.

Jesse Ventura is really glad he remembered to eat.

Cover design for I DONT KNOW I SAID by Matthew Savoca for Publishing Genius Press.
Pen and Ink and Photoshop

Cover design for I DONT KNOW I SAID by Matthew Savoca for Publishing Genius Press.

Pen and Ink and Photoshop

Drawing for Sun Times  columnist Rick Morrissey’s unofficial logo contest celebrating 100 years of futility at Wrigley Field.

Drawing for Sun TimesĀ  columnist Rick Morrissey’s unofficial logo contest celebrating 100 years of futility at Wrigley Field.

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